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Old 06-17-2007, 01:58 AM   #1
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Old 06-17-2007, 02:02 AM   #2
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OMG, I don't know whose worse, the people who made this crap or the people who will buy it, lol

 
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Old 06-17-2007, 03:14 AM   #3
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You mean...you don't all have one??
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Old 06-17-2007, 03:28 AM   #4
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I don't see how a thought screen would keep aliens from abducting them any more than protecting them if I were to punch them in the balls for wearing one.

I read some study somewhere that showed that if aluminum foil actually prevented brainwaves and radiation, it would concentrate the waves at the edges of the foil. So really the only way to truely protect your head would be to cover it entirely, no eye, nose, or mouth-holes.
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Old 06-17-2007, 03:42 AM   #5
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You mean these testimonials don't convince you?

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“I want to thank you and thank Jesus. The helmet works. ...I don’t feel alone any more.”
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“Still nothing new to report here...so it must work!”
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“I am using the material (Velostat) in my hat. I wear it to bed. I sleep better than I have in a long time. But it’s hard to tell if it works or not. I think it works.”

The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it."


Oh and an alien photo too!
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Old 06-17-2007, 03:49 AM   #6
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This message brought to you by the Velostat Corporation of America. "Velostat - We'll find a good use for it, eventually!"
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This message brought to you by the Velostat Corporation of America. "Velostat - We'll find a good use for it, eventually!"
No kidding. I have a feeling that guy acquired some in bulk from a dumpster and needed a use for it.

I really hope the girl in the photo above was wearing one for a Halloween outfit.
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Old 06-17-2007, 03:56 AM   #8
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Just one more anal probe and I'll buy the hat. I swear I can quit at any time.
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Old 06-17-2007, 03:58 AM   #9
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Just one more anal probe and I'll buy the hat. I swear I can quit at any time.
You don't need a hat to prevent against random anal probing. Just shout "Hey, Orpheus! Knock it off!" He'll typically leave you alone. Otherwise, tell him you saw an STD clinic down the street and watch him run to it.
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Old 06-17-2007, 04:20 AM   #10
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Damn those are sweet. I just can't afford one right now.

I'll just stick to my duct-tape & tinfoil wrapped around an old hair dryer helmet for the time being....

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