If you're in the Bay area and have any hope of being a true Pirate, you need to go!
To make this beer related, I'll mention that Lagunitas Brewing Company is one of the sponsors.
[No affiliation, just wish I could be there.]
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk