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Old 06-13-2007, 11:39 PM   #21
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Maybe carry a portable defibrillator?

don't bother they'll have one at the stadium. Oh, wait, it's a royals game... maybe not...
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:43 PM   #22
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LOL. Nice, joke about my home town team. Actually they suck and I'd be more into baseball if I didn't live in their city. And it's possible that Lawrence is my destination after the game anyway. I grew up there and my mom's b-day is sunday along with fathers day. So I can start walking after the game and hopefully get there by sunday for dinner? LOL
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:44 PM   #23
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Yeup, big meals the day before for the stretch.

Skinny people normally can eat more than fat people because there is less fat around the stomach so it can stretch out more. Makes sense - I only just found this out.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:49 PM   #24
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Yeah, I read that before I did a hotdog eating competition at work once. Unfortunately for me, I've got a few extra pounds constricting me around my belly region.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:23 AM   #25
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LOL. Nice, joke about my home town team. Actually they suck and I'd be more into baseball if I didn't live in their city. And it's possible that Lawrence is my destination after the game anyway. I grew up there and my mom's b-day is sunday along with fathers day. So I can start walking after the game and hopefully get there by sunday for dinner? LOL
....and stop by Free State Brewing and put all the calories back in. Never been there, used to live in Kansas (Liberal) about 23 years ago, but I've heard nothing but good things about them and their brew. Planning on stopping there the next time I head to Liberal (kinda round about trip) and check them out. Ordered one of their John Brown Ales shirts, looks cool.

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Old 06-14-2007, 12:32 AM   #26
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Yeah. Cool place. Good food and good brew. I like it a lot anyway.
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:39 AM   #27
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Any suggestions? I'm thinking of not eating too big a dinner thursday to keep the system mostly empty and not eat much if at all on friday until the game. During friday, drink a LOT of water and some beer before the game starts. Then hit the toilet and hotdog vendor and game on.........Just hope I don't get too sick from it.
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Yeah I've been known to kill a few dogs now and again. If you are going for just mass quanity you need to start preparing yourself last week . . . SO . . .
  1. Over the next few days eat normally, just like you always would
  2. Drink as much water as you can tolerate between now and a few hours before the game (you dont want to already be full when you start), It will help strech your gut.
  3. Before you start take a dump and leak, it will help make room
  4. When you start eating use just enuff condiments (if any condiments at all) and fluids to keep your mouth and throat lubed up. Your gonna need some help keeping your mouth and throat wet enuff but you dont want the fluid to take up space
  5. PACE YOURSELF and BE PREPARED. Make sure you always have a dog ready to go as soon as you finish one
  6. DO NOT STOP. Taking a break will just give your stomach time to send signals to your head that you cant eat anymore
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:55 AM   #28
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Hope you have a better digestive system that I. I can not imagine eating that much.

 
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:21 PM   #29
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I think I could eat quite a few- probably 10 or 12, not 28. I haven't actually tried it, though.

I wouldn't pace myself over the whole game- I'd eat 5 or 6 each in the first 5 innings. Like Pumbaa said, if you take a break, you'll be too full.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:02 PM   #30
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Pray for a high scoring game with very long innings. Good Luck.

 
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