I'm doing something stupid - Page 2 - Home Brew Forums

Register Now!
Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling > I'm doing something stupid

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-13-2007, 11:21 PM   #11
Kayos
 
Kayos's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Dec 2006
Santa Clarita, SoCal
Posts: 1,364
Liked 8 Times on 8 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by homebrewer_99
Actually, DO NOT MISS YOUR MEALS before hand. The food you eat (overeat) will stretch your stomach.

Before the game you need to go to the bathroom and purge your stomach. That's the best I can help you with.

Good luck...fool!@!

He is right. Don't skimp on meals or eat small portions. Maybe the night before, eat a smaller than average meal and don't eat the day of, but you have to stretch that stomach out, not shrink it.

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:27 PM   #12
JeepGuy
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Recipes 
 
Dec 2005
Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 240
Liked 7 Times on 5 Posts


Just checked a package of buns from the kitchen and according to the wonder bread buns I have on hand I'll have to add 3,080 to the calories. So I'm gonna be taking in 8120 total calories (in theory based on the farmland cheap hotdogs and the wonderbread buns I have on hand.)
__________________
"Fermentation and civilization are inseperable." -John Ciardi, poet

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:27 PM   #13
pfranco81
Recipes 
 
Apr 2007
Long Island, NY
Posts: 183

Dont worry about the calories fat and sodium. Your body won't be able to process the food as fast as you're eating them, so after the game just puke up as much as you can. It still won't be the best nutritionally, but it won't be 5000 calories.
__________________
Primary 1: NB ESB
Primary 2: NB Dry Irish Stout
Conditioning:
Nothing.
Drinking : Apfelwein, and a Honey Wheat.



Medic: Young man, you've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol!
Homer: The only dangerous amount is none!

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:28 PM   #14
c.n.budz
 
c.n.budz's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Feb 2007
Pistol Wavin' New Haven, for now...
Posts: 3,093
Liked 41 Times on 28 Posts


can you make yourself puke every few innings to free up space?
__________________
Knucklehead Brewery, Est. 2007

Always do sober what you do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:29 PM   #15
JeepGuy
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Recipes 
 
Dec 2005
Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 240
Liked 7 Times on 5 Posts


I'm guessing he'll be watching pretty closely.
__________________
"Fermentation and civilization are inseperable." -John Ciardi, poet

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:32 PM   #16
c.n.budz
 
c.n.budz's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Feb 2007
Pistol Wavin' New Haven, for now...
Posts: 3,093
Liked 41 Times on 28 Posts


then tell him you have the runs and shut yourself in a stall every so often and puke quietly
__________________
Knucklehead Brewery, Est. 2007

Always do sober what you do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:34 PM   #17
JeepGuy
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Recipes 
 
Dec 2005
Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 240
Liked 7 Times on 5 Posts


I'll try to if it comes up. Never been in a situation where I had to puke quietly. LOL.
__________________
"Fermentation and civilization are inseperable." -John Ciardi, poet

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:36 PM   #18
homebrewer_99
 
homebrewer_99's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Feb 2005
Atkinson (near the Quad Cities), IL
Posts: 17,792
Liked 132 Times on 99 Posts


I'd bring them up between innings. The bet was that you would EAT them, not KEEP them.
__________________
HB Bill

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:37 PM   #19
Denny's Evil Concoctions
Grande Megalomaniac
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
 
Denny's Evil Concoctions's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Oct 2005
West Kelowna BC, Canada
Posts: 7,733
Liked 67 Times on 53 Posts


You might want to start that lipitor prescription early...

Maybe carry a portable defibrillator?

__________________
I may not be an expert, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express........ 6 months ago.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/denn...9/#post1766281

http://groups.homebrewtalk.com/Tapro...ook_Repository

 
Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2007, 11:38 PM   #20
olllllo
[]-O-[]
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
 
olllllo's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Apr 2006
Phoenix, Arizona
Posts: 13,330
Liked 140 Times on 114 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by JeepGuy
Just checked a package of buns from the kitchen and according to the wonder bread buns I have on hand I'll have to add 3,080 to the calories. So I'm gonna be taking in 8120 total calories (in theory based on the farmland cheap hotdogs and the wonderbread buns I have on hand.)
Park your car in Lawrence and walk.
You'll burn 7641 calories

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=1045430

At a 20 minute mile pace you'll cover the 50 miles in 16-17 hours
__________________
Rabbit And Coyote Schwag
Rob - Phoenix Ambassador to Milwaukee
Where did your avatar go?
Ginger Beer for Moscow Mules Bacon Vodka
Twitter

 
Reply With Quote
Reply
Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I'm stupid, stupid, stupid!! - Froze my keezer jldc Bottling/Kegging 10 02-07-2014 02:59 PM
Stupid Quotes by your Stupid Boss (or co-worker) BierMuncher General Chit Chat 65 04-18-2012 07:29 PM
Stupid auto siphon, stupid keg, stupid hobby..... Ceedubya Bottling/Kegging 13 05-19-2009 05:50 AM
Whoops.... stupid stupid mistake, maybe not so bad after all? Mike-H Winemaking Forum 1 03-31-2009 04:32 PM
Stupid Stupid move by a Beginner!!!!! HELP BeerArchitect54 Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 21 03-25-2009 11:18 PM


Forum Jump