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Old 03-26-2012, 12:34 AM   #11
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Look, I can see how a whole horde of zombies chasing after you could be a bit worrying, but according to any evidence I've seen it is statistically more common for people to escape the horde and then get attacked by a lone zombie that somehow magically appears behind them. Zombies are not magical, they are not Harry Potter or Wendy the Good Witch, they are just Zombies.

If I were to be successfully attacked by a lone zombie, I would die of utter shame before my brain was extracted from my boney head casing thing.

 
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:39 AM   #12
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I was talking about real life zombies. Movie zombie AI is just rediculous.
Any idea where I can find these real life zombies? I have some new guns to test out.
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:42 AM   #13
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I always just wonder where the Air Force is during zombie apocalypse movies. You know, I don't think a zombie horde would get anywhere near a soldier hanging out the side of a Huey with a minigun.


Can you say target practice?

Somehow I'm supposed to believe our military can't stand up against slow moving, mentally incapacitated targets that 1) aren't returning fire and 2) need to make physical contact to increase their numbers.

I guess that's why I could never get into The Walking Dead. And don't even get me started on the biological impossibilities of that show.

 
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Old 03-26-2012, 02:17 AM   #14
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You know how to kill a zombie?

Anyway that you want because they don't actually exist...

 
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:07 AM   #15
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You know how to kill a zombie?

Anyway that you want because they don't actually exist...

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Old 03-26-2012, 04:24 AM   #16
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I always just wonder where the Air Force is during zombie apocalypse movies. You know, I don't think a zombie horde would get anywhere near a soldier hanging out the side of a Huey with a minigun.


Can you say target practice?

Somehow I'm supposed to believe our military can't stand up against slow moving, mentally incapacitated targets that 1) aren't returning fire and 2) need to make physical contact to increase their numbers.

I guess that's why I could never get into The Walking Dead. And don't even get me started on the biological impossibilities of that show.
How do you kill woman and children?

 
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Old 03-26-2012, 05:43 AM   #17
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Don't lead them as much, of course.

 
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Old 03-26-2012, 11:05 AM   #18
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I always wondered why the zombies didn't just rot away or get eaten up by maggots; no muscles, no movement.
BTW, good to see you back LGI
Regards, GF.

 
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Old 03-27-2012, 03:37 PM   #19
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If u want to kill them, you need no guns. Poke them in the eye, straight into the brain. That's how a Chuck Norris kills zombies.

 
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Old 03-27-2012, 03:42 PM   #20
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Don't lead them as much, of course.
ROTFLMAO. And as I have a considerable ass that is a LOT of laughing

 
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