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Old 03-23-2012, 03:14 AM   #21
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Bring over some ziplock bags full of corn sugar, DME, whole hops and clear rock Belgian candi sugar. Offer to sell them some.

Phucking clever... Man that's funny!

But giving them a heads up will save you some grief in the long run.

 
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Old 03-23-2012, 03:24 AM   #22
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I dunno, maybe it is the fence. Tear it down. Good fences make good neighbors? Baloney.

When I brew my neighbors say "looks like Doug is thirsty!" and come over for a pint.
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Old 03-23-2012, 03:29 AM   #23
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Build a wall,and tell them to leave you and your drug brewing alone.Align the top of the wall with a system of continuous syringes to keep them from climbing it and peeking.

 
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Old 03-23-2012, 03:54 AM   #24
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Invite them over for a beer, but be prepared for visitors every time they see you outside

We bought a second house in PHX, and Mr. Zamboni was convinced that the previous owners had lined the garage with fabric to filter the meth-cooking odors. We talked to the neighbors and it turns out that all five million staples were from the awesome haunted house they hosted every Halloween.

 
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:14 AM   #25
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Polygamy Porter one excellent beer. I use to drink it all the time when I was stationed in UT.
I say call the cops over and offer them a beer or at least let them know what you do and that you fully expect the neighbors to call you in as a meth cooker because they are telling the neighbors that. Then the cops can tell the neighbors to p!ss off.
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:32 AM   #26
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Share some beer man, explain, and make some new friends...or new drug dealers! haha

 
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Old 03-23-2012, 05:12 AM   #27
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Report the peeping toms to the cops!

Ok seriously, invite them over, but first call them out while they are spying and After they have a beer say... You guys seem alright, the neighbors warned me you were a bunch of polygamists or pedophiles or something.
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Old 03-23-2012, 05:32 AM   #28
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Report the peeping toms to the cops!

Ok seriously, invite them over, but first call them out while they are spying and After they have a beer say... You guys seem alright, the neighbors warned me you were a bunch of polygamists or pedophiles or something.
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:12 AM   #29
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I think I'd almost rather deal with the cops than try to "make nice" with people who've already shown that they're willing to spread a blatant, unfounded lie around your neighborhood. Not the kind of folks I want to be friends with...I'd rather share the beer with off-duty cops.

 
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:30 AM   #30
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Well, I tried talking to them today and the guy just ignored me and went inside. I had the opportunity to talk to the local PD. The officer laughed and said. Yup you in fact have some nosy neighbors. They call the PD at least once a week about suspicious activity. Guess I'm stuck

 
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