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Old 03-21-2012, 03:43 AM   #1
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In high school,drank lots of light beer and me and my friend made our way with our friends refrigerater dumping everything onto the floor and sliding around in bliss.Eggs ketchup butter=fun! Her mom was even asleep in a near room.wtf?I remember saying,hey,does your mom wanna get laid.?Yeah everything. We got permission from her mom to abuse the kitchen.

 
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:38 AM   #2
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Wow, never have I seen such a gloriously appropriate post in the "Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling" forum.

It was both (obviously) a drunken comment as well as completely mindless, senseless, and pointless
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Old 03-21-2012, 08:20 AM   #3
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Old 03-21-2012, 08:27 AM   #4
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:22 AM   #5
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Hahahhahahahahahaaha! Yes. Good. Write a book and I'll buy it.
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Old 03-21-2012, 11:15 AM   #6
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Beautiful post good sir!
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:18 PM   #7
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I haven't been around long, but this is by far the best post I've seen.

 
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:26 AM   #8
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I guess nobody else has some great drunken teen moments.Sometimes the weirdest memories pop up in your head when youve been drinking.

 
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:28 AM   #9
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So how's it end, I mean...did you ever tap dudes mom?
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:40 AM   #10
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No,but she coulda devirgiized me-maybe,and i didnt actually even know what she looked like.I think it ended with some late night munchies maybe even fast food.Her mom didnt seem to care about anything so i thought i would at least try?

 
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