When you think about it, cream and milk are almost perfect foods. You start your life drinking the stuff, and if you needed to as an adult you could survive on just the stuff for a couple days. Plus, its almost impossible to screw up with it.
If you leave it out too long, it becomes sour or clotted cream
If you to make butter and get a massive cramp in your arm, you most likely have whipped cream.
And if you turn on the mixer whilst making whipped cream and the old lady asks you to help her with her dresh zipper in the next room, you'll come back to ruined whipped cream, also known as butter.
I didnt choose CreamyGoodness for nothing.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!