I'm not physically imposing and I havent been in a fight since the 10th grade (screw you, Jordan) but gin is definitely my angry drink. Lots of "what did you mean by that?" As for my airlock I use an S shaped lock, so drinking vodka from it is extra fun, like drinking with a curly straw... but vodka.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!