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Old 03-13-2012, 01:55 AM   #1
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I had a little too much to drink one night and made a poem randomly lol. Tell me what you think!!


Beer beer beer.. I Love Beer..



Beer is good, beer is great, without it I'll be so irate,

Beer helps us guys along, because it makes us think with our dongs,

In a bar where the beer isn't cheap, to get some tail before we sleep,

In the morning when we wake, hopefully we didn't make a big mistake.



Months go by, the phone rings but you wonder why?

You pick it up to see whats the matter, suddenly you lost control of your bladder,

You wonder what you have done, you swear you put on one,

What you did remember about that night wasn't the fact you had pulled out alright.



Once your head is clear, you blame the whole thing on the beer,

Though the beer cannot speak nor lie, because its a valid ally,

Because it helps you get tail because it makes you hot as hell,

Beer is good, beer is great, why did I just go home and masturbate.



For months you are aware but you can never fully prepare.

The day you feared of, will be the day you finally feel love,

It was the best mistake you'll ever make because it was fate,

The child now in your hand has never felt so grande,

As for the mother you cannot ask for another.



Because beer is good, beer is great. With out it life cannot procreate,

Makes the ugly pretty and the shy witty, it makes life less Sh**ty,

Here's to you, here's to me where every we may be,

with good friends and good drink we don't have to remember work this week.



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Dustin Palm with a drink in hand, Cheers!
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Old 03-13-2012, 02:06 AM   #2
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This is pretty graphic. Clever and witty, no doubt.

Good job?

 
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Old 03-13-2012, 02:19 AM   #3
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Life telling, honest well written. I added a couple small changes, since you asked.

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Beer helps us guys along, because it makes us think with our dongs,

You wonder what you have done, you swear you put on one,

Beer is good, beer is great, why didn't I just go home and masturbate.

 
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Old 03-13-2012, 02:32 AM   #4
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i did write it under the influence lol. thanks for the edits
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Old 03-13-2012, 03:04 AM   #5
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I really like it. Very honest. Sounds as though all worked out well?

 
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Old 03-13-2012, 03:26 AM   #6
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Actually is a fictional story, I'm sure people have lived it but I haven't. Though I will love to have a child one day and a family. Hope that doesn't take away from the poem. Lol
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Old 03-13-2012, 03:30 AM   #7
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^^ Nope. Still a great poem!

 
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