What does brewing outside have to do with AG vs. ME?
Luckily, it's MY kitchen. Luckily, SWMBO likes the smell of wort, at least the lighter ale worts, as she thinks it resembles bread baking smells.
But I still try to do it when I have the house to myself. Oh, shhh-ugar, the in-laws will be here soon. Oops. Fuggles, it's my house.