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Old 03-09-2012, 03:14 AM   #1
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I was getting everything ready to bottle yesterday. I asked my wife if she wanted to taste the porter Im working on. She said no, then asked me if for my next batch, could I make something lighter. So I asked, "how light would you like it". She said, like coors light!!! I told her she's funny, then I said,"tell you what, go get a glass, ill piss in it, put it in the fridge to cool, and there you go, coors light!" She didn't think I was very funny.

 
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:44 AM   #2
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Well, yeah, because it wouldn't be carbonated!
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:49 AM   #3
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Well, yeah, because it wouldn't be carbonated!
And it would have WAY more flavor!

 
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:50 AM   #4
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I think cream ale is what you are looking for.

 
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:00 AM   #5
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Funny you should mention cream ale, I was thinking that myself.

 
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:03 AM   #6
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i've converted several bmc'ers with edwort's cream ale. good stuff. making more this weekend
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:05 AM   #7
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Wow, no one's ever compared American light lagers to urine before. How ingenious.

 
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:09 AM   #8
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Wow, no one's ever compared American light lagers to urine before. How ingenious.
Do I smell sarcasm from the chef? .........now THAT'S ingenious! Lol. Now wait, what if he's for real?

 
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:37 AM   #9
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Funny joke, but I'd take her up on the challenge and see how light I could get a lager for her to enjoy.
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Old 03-09-2012, 12:42 PM   #10
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Funny joke, but I'd take her up on the challenge and see how light I could get a lager for her to enjoy.
I agree, because you would still have beer. You may have to make a couple failed attempts(ones you want to try) before getting it right.

 
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