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Old 03-05-2012, 08:03 PM   #1
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Who really loves the idea of hitting Beyonce in the face with a salmon?

Just me?
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Old 03-05-2012, 08:07 PM   #2
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Sign me up!

 
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Old 03-05-2012, 08:09 PM   #3
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Oh, I'd hit that.....



but not with a salmon.

 
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Old 03-06-2012, 01:30 PM   #4
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Beyonce, or Alicia Keys?


Hmmm....

 
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Old 03-06-2012, 01:37 PM   #5
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Quote:
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Beyonce, or Alicia Keys?

Hmmm....
Alicia keys is hot as ****e.

 
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Old 03-06-2012, 02:32 PM   #6
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Alicia Keys is also objectively talented, and not annoying.
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In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
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Old 03-06-2012, 02:34 PM   #7
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hitting Beyonce in the face with a salmon, posted by Creamy Goodness? Can someone please explain my errant erection?

 
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Old 03-06-2012, 02:58 PM   #8
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Creamy wants to go all Led Zepellin on her!

 
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Old 03-06-2012, 03:07 PM   #9
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Beyonce is at least an order of magnitude less annoying and more talented than Kim Kardashian.

 
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Old 03-06-2012, 03:13 PM   #10
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True, weirdboy, but it is less satisfying to hit someone with a salmon who is not "singing" or dancing as if they are having a seizure at the time.

The idea here isnt to cause pain so much as it is to stop the annoyance in its tracks, and then watch their expression go on a little journey from shock to "my GOD, I just got hit in the face with a SALMON!!!"
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