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Old 02-11-2012, 09:32 PM   #31
Nov 2011
Fairhope, Alabama
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Originally Posted by weirdboy
I should consider adding a stipulation to my will that nobody gets anything unless they kill all the kegs before the funeral ends.
Put the keg on top of my coffin. What a party.

I was thinking about this because a few weeks ago I thought I had colon cancer or some othe serious malady. Thanks to the help of this forum and some more research I found out that my increased consumption of homebrew is the cause of some digestive "difficulty". Further research led me to the cause of what I thought was a bleeding colon - pepto bismal that I was taking for the, ahem, "difficulties". I'm now getting much more acclimated to the living food I've been drinking so much more of the last few months. Home brewing has gone from a hobby to a lifestyle. I love it.
Primary - American Wheat, Yooper's Centennial Blonde, EdWort's Apfelwein
Secondary - I don't do this anymore
Bottle Conditioning - Traditional Mead
Drinking - Pliny the Elder Clone, 60 Minute IPA, Cascade Pale Ale, Oatmeal Stout, North English Brown Mild, EdWort's Apfelwein

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Old 02-15-2012, 03:00 AM   #32
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Apr 2011
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The physical beer isn't a big issue, just make sure to post all your good recipes on HBT before you kick the bucket so that you and your beer can live in infamy.

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Old 02-16-2012, 12:00 AM   #33
Jul 2010
SE PA, Pennsylvania
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Two scotsman were having a discussion. One said, "when I die lad, sprinkle a bottle of scotch over my grave". The other replied, "do you mind if it passes through me kidneys first?"

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Old 02-16-2012, 03:31 PM   #34
Jun 2010
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Originally Posted by Jacob_Marley View Post
I believe they cask-it.

Ba dum tsh!

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Old 05-26-2015, 02:23 AM   #35
Dec 2014
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Originally Posted by Ohio-Ed View Post
I'm pretty sure it leaks out.
Oh wait, you mean the beer that you haven't drank... never mind.
Best answer ! Another option Drink enough that whenever you die most of it is inside you at any given.time.

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Old 05-26-2015, 04:59 PM   #36
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Nice necropost.

I don't intend for there to be any beer left when I go.

This may very well be the reason for my demise.

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Old 05-26-2015, 05:12 PM   #37
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Cincinnati, Ohio
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Originally Posted by landshark View Post
Then it will all go for sale on Craigslist
.....and where's the link for that one?

Oh, sorry.
beer and bourbon....no other liquids necessary

"If you do not strive for perfection, then you default to mediocrity"
-Darrel Connerton

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Old 05-26-2015, 07:17 PM   #38
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My wife works for an Medical Examiner. She says at least you'll have an empty bladder after the autopsy.

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