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Old 02-03-2012, 11:17 PM   #21
KayaBrew
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"I like Bud Light"

"I like BMC"

and so on
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:34 PM   #22
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Here's a recent one , apologies to the poster..
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f36/forg...grains-304563/
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:47 PM   #23
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"Edwort is an idiot."

The ultimate troll for those who love apfelwein.

(I have 6 gallons going on a year right now, still haven't tasted it.)

 
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:52 PM   #24
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"Help! No bubbles in airlock! Should I attach it to the carboy?"

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Old 02-15-2012, 08:54 PM   #25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernerbrau
"Help! No bubbles in airlock! Should I attach it to the carboy?"
To go along with this:

"help! I forgot to add carbonation the fermenter."

 
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:57 PM   #26
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How much food coloring should I put in my stout?
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:58 PM   #27
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That one about forgetting the water was a great read! A very good troll he was or a very discouraged brewer he became.

How about...

"My DME got wet, can I still use it?"

"I invented a new beer style!"

"What size carboy to use for a 20 lb grain bill?"

 
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Old 02-15-2012, 11:32 PM   #28
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This:

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/bott...t-beer-303114/

My personal favorite!
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Old 02-15-2012, 11:42 PM   #29
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One that drives me nuts is:

"subscribed"

GO TO THREAD TOOLS!!!!!

 
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Old 02-15-2012, 11:47 PM   #30
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Wow, I read these at work, and started laughing out loud! These are great.
Can I make one up?

Help! My gravity going into the boil is too high. What do I do?

Or. Help! My gravity going into the boil is lower than my estimated OG!

How about: How long do I boil the yeast for, to make sure they're not infected?
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