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Old 06-15-2013, 01:14 PM   #231
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You can buy it. It is called "Single Malt Scotch"
How long do I have to secondary my Scotch Ale before it turns into Scotch?

 
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Old 06-16-2013, 02:10 PM   #232
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I'm making a southern cross ipa with pacific jade/motueka/galaxy hops. Since these are all from the Southern Hemisphere where the water flows backward. Do I have to do things backward while brewing such as stirring or boil before I mash etc

 
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:23 PM   #233
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How long do I have to secondary my Scotch Ale before it turns into Scotch?
I like to age mine for 18 years, but some only age theirs for 10, 12, or 16. A few go all out and go for 30 years. Also, I never dry hop when ageing this long, but do add a sardine in for just a second to give my "scotch" that authenic Islay ageing taste.

I prefer brown glass for mine but I have heard of ageing in clear, but would not suggest it.

 
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:52 AM   #234
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I've got cockroaches in my hops. I know hop spiders are good but I can't find any information on hop roaches! Help!

 
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:47 PM   #235
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I've got cockroaches in my hops. I know hop spiders are good but I can't find any information on hop roaches! Help!
Does this mean you can smoke your hops?

 
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Old 06-24-2013, 05:19 AM   #236
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"Kombucha gave me LSD-like symptoms" - brand new one

 
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Old 07-05-2013, 02:00 AM   #237
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It says to steep my grains but my stove is level should I put some books under two of the legs

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Old 07-05-2013, 04:59 AM   #238
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Haha I saw that. Instant classic
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Old 07-05-2013, 08:55 PM   #239
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It says to steep my grains but my stove is level should I put some books under two of the legs
I nearly spit my drink when I read this!
It's decent on a second read, but when I first read it... Damn!
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Old 07-06-2013, 02:43 AM   #240
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What the hell was Jimmy Carter thinking when he legalized home brewing?

 
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