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Old 01-31-2013, 09:51 PM   #111
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I see this is an old thread, but I missed it first time around.

"I drank thirteen homebrews and have a splitting headache!"

"How do I add the hops?"

There were also real threads on here about brewing with a placenta and cremated remains...
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Old 02-01-2013, 02:07 PM   #112
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Which one is best for a lager, Active or Rapid Rise?
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Old 02-01-2013, 02:11 PM   #113
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Well, it's not rapid. Lager takes a long time.
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Old 02-01-2013, 02:15 PM   #114
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You need inactive yeast for a lager.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:48 PM   #115
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What is the best type of toilet bowl to make Ed Wort's Apfelwein in?

 
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:58 PM   #116
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I think my DME is crushed too finely. Half of it went right through the grain bag.
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:56 PM   #117
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Planning to boost my abv, how many ounces of hops should I add to get an extra 3%?
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:28 PM   #118
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As I was weighing out my grain last night, I thought of a good one.

"Making first all grain brew. Crushed each grain with my hand. There's got to be a better way!"

 
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:12 PM   #119
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Oh and also, this was a real thread....pretty sure it was a joke though. I got a good laugh.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/out-...ropane-331181/

 
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Old 03-08-2013, 04:59 AM   #120
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Oh and also, this was a real thread....pretty sure it was a joke though. I got a good laugh.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/out-...ropane-331181/
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