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Old 02-03-2012, 05:02 PM   #1
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Got the idea from a response someone made in a thread that gave me a laugh. Some post questions are so outlandish people often think the OP is trolling so I thought it would be amusing to make a thread in which we could come up with our own imaginative fake troll thread titles. Here's three I just thought of:

Can I make a Barley Wine without barely, just with wine?

First brew ever, due to a typo I boiled for 600 minutes instead of 60! My wort is like syrup, can I top off with water?

Please help, about to brew!! My immersion chiller came without instructions!!


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Old 02-03-2012, 05:05 PM   #2
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Hahaha.

There was one a while back:
"Help, doing first AG, forgot to add water, is it ruined?"

 
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:10 PM   #3
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Skipped fermenter and put wort and yeast straight into bottles. Okay?
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:11 PM   #4
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"Figured out a new way to ferment using bread yeast w/o sterilizing. Critique my recipe."
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:20 PM   #5
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12/:8 hilmbrews and imm nit drunkk,!! WtFFFff???!?!!??

B**ch mom dumped my brew. I'm 16 and I know what I'm doing!!!!!
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:22 PM   #6
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"Got arrested while brewing 'It's just a wort chiller, officer'"

Edit: my neighbors think my chiller is a still for moonshine

 
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:22 PM   #7
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Hahaha.

There was one a while back:
"Help, doing first AG, forgot to add water, is it ruined?"
I loved that one!
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:23 PM   #8
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Brewing milk stout. Do I sparge/lauter with whole or 2%?

 
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:26 PM   #9
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12/:8 hilmbrews and imm nit drunkk,!! WtFFFff???!?!!??

B**ch mom dumped my brew. I'm 16 and I know what I'm doing!!!!!
Loved these two!!


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