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Old 10-17-2005, 05:29 PM   #1
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When I went to bed last night, my sister-in-law had just cracked open a 0.5L bottle of my IPA and poured it into a 0.5L stein. No problem there... she's allowed to drink my homebrew. She foots the bill for any commercial beer we drink anyway, so I can't say anything.

BUT... I came downstairs this morning and found that she drank about 4 oz of it and decided that she just didn't want a beer after all.

12 oz of hard work were just sitting there in a glass on the counter. Down the drain it went. I guess I'm going to have to police things more now, and she'll be restricted to the 12 oz bottles in the future.

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Old 10-17-2005, 05:33 PM   #2
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That is a capital beer offence!! I would pour it on her corn flakes and make her finish it off!
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Old 10-17-2005, 05:59 PM   #3
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I can't quote the ordinace off the top of my head but I believe that in Wisconsin, summary execution is an acceptable penalty for that behavior. (It's probably written in with the same law that says you cannot serve apple pie without butter on the table *shrug* silly dairy state regulations)
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Old 10-17-2005, 06:00 PM   #4
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I can't quote the ordinace off the top of my head but I believe that in Wisconsin, summary execution is an acceptable penalty for that behavior. (It's probably written in with the same law that says you cannot serve apple pie without butter on the table *shrug* silly dairy state regulations)
I thought you guys just melted cheddar cheese on top of the pie?

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Old 10-18-2005, 12:20 AM   #5
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I'd say that the wasted homebrew should be worth at least a six-pack of Guinness, or some other good commercial brew. An apology and atonement offering. Maybe a spanking would be in order. Hit her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Dang ! You've missed the opportunity, but you could've put her nose in it, hit her with the paper, and yelled " NO ! Bad girl! "..........Maybe she could just apologize and not do it again.

 
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:43 AM   #6
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This is such an atrocity, I think a bare bottom spanking is in order. Well, as long as the acreage is minimal.

 
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:47 AM   #7
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Acreage?????? You mean bottom size or vegetation ?

 
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:48 AM   #8
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:51 AM   #9
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I'm assuming the more, the better in the first case, and less is more in the second. I got a hankerin' for some spankerin' !

 
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:56 AM   #10
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Exactly, I'm just trying to teach a lesson here . Secondly, I would really hate to have to break out the bush hog just to lay down the law.

 
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