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View Poll Results: One beast to bring them all and in the darkness brine them
Unicorns? 7 6.36%
Wolpertinger? (a rabbit with fangs and horns) 23 20.91%
Very small Dogs? 4 3.64%
Sea Serpents? 13 11.82%
The Lernian Hydra? 11 10.00%
Aigikampoi? (Fish-tailed goat) 5 4.55%
Popobawa? (a gay rapist one eyed ogre)? 13 11.82%
Daphnaie? - (Laurel tree nymph) 23 20.91%
Talking Rats? 2 1.82%
Very Large dogs? 9 8.18%
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Old 01-20-2012, 07:13 PM   #51
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Is there some sort of mythical creature with the texture of chicken, the taste of steak, but swims?

I want to eat that.

Tried the talking rat. Meh.
Cowdolphken? It's in the Turducken species family.

 
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Old 01-20-2012, 10:30 PM   #52
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I was trying to figure out a Wolterdoghydrat, but I couldn't stop picturing the Popobawa buttburgling it.

Lost my appetite for it......

 
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Old 05-25-2012, 03:50 PM   #53
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No one else wants a hydra?
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Old 05-25-2012, 04:17 PM   #54
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No one else wants a hydra?
Do you brine it or sashimi it?

 
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Old 05-25-2012, 04:57 PM   #55
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So let me get this straight... one beast to brine them all and serve them up to the almighty smoker for some mythical BBQ? In that case I vote Wolpertinger. King Arthur used up the holy hand grenade on his offspring and he's pissed.
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Old 05-25-2012, 05:08 PM   #56
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Wolpertinger. They taste like beer. Them and jackalopes both. jackalopes have a mesquite flavor too.
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Wolpertinger. They taste like beer. Them and jackalopes both. jackalopes have a mesquite flavor too.
That is because jackalopes eat mature mesquite trees.

 
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Old 05-28-2012, 04:24 AM   #58
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I didn't see "Liger" on the list so I didn't vote. "Yoda" would have also received a vote.
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I didn't see "Liger" on the list so I didn't vote. "Yoda" would have also received a vote.
Yoda died long long ago in a galaxy far far away, and I think his body freaking disapeared AND he was sentient, so you are one sick little monkey.

 
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Sentient being as seasoning? That might work. Can i get a little Scylla on the side?
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