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View Poll Results: One beast to bring them all and in the darkness brine them
Unicorns? 7 6.36%
Wolpertinger? (a rabbit with fangs and horns) 23 20.91%
Very small Dogs? 4 3.64%
Sea Serpents? 13 11.82%
The Lernian Hydra? 11 10.00%
Aigikampoi? (Fish-tailed goat) 5 4.55%
Popobawa? (a gay rapist one eyed ogre)? 13 11.82%
Daphnaie? - (Laurel tree nymph) 23 20.91%
Talking Rats? 2 1.82%
Very Large dogs? 9 8.18%
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Old 01-06-2013, 04:37 AM   #241
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Here little gnomey gnomes, here gnomes, I've got some nice tasty beer for you...
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:59 PM   #242
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I finally found a solution!

By surgically removing my bear's limbs and shaving it, I have fooled the gnomes.

I actually saw a gnome looking into my fermenter......I stifled the urge to get my gun.

I calmly walked in....."How are you I asked?"

He looked at me sheepishly, but evidently decided I meant no harm.

"I'm OK", he said,"Seen any bears?"

Not knowing quite what to say, I finally replied,"Not that I recall, you?"

"Nope", he said,"Oh well. Nice manatee" and with that he disapeared.

 
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:08 PM   #243
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I'm sorry, my sanity inhibitor is malfunctioning. I'm temporarily unable to understand this comment.
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:44 AM   #244
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I understand nothing... it's why I'm here.
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:53 AM   #245
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I finally found a solution!

By surgically removing my bear's limbs and shaving it, I have fooled the gnomes.

I actually saw a gnome looking into my fermenter......I stifled the urge to get my gun.

I calmly walked in....."How are you I asked?"

He looked at me sheepishly, but evidently decided I meant no harm.

"I'm OK", he said,"Seen any bears?"

Not knowing quite what to say, I finally replied,"Not that I recall, you?"

"Nope", he said,"Oh well. Nice manatee" and with that he disapeared.
Naw, that would be way to cute to be a manatee. Must have been a particularly stupid gnome.
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:09 PM   #246
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Manatees are statistically the cutest animal on the planet. What is the problem?

 
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:54 AM   #247
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Manatees are statistically the cutest animal on the planet. What is the problem?
Compared to what? A pile of dog s***?
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:41 PM   #248
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Compared to what? A pile of dog s***?
Why not?

 
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:41 AM   #249
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Why not?
I believe your sense of ascetic value has been inverted. To solve this problem, forcefully apply your head to a hard surface until blood is running from your ears. Then take a swim in a pool full of hungry piranha.
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