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View Poll Results: One beast to bring them all and in the darkness brine them
Unicorns? 7 6.36%
Wolpertinger? (a rabbit with fangs and horns) 23 20.91%
Very small Dogs? 4 3.64%
Sea Serpents? 13 11.82%
The Lernian Hydra? 11 10.00%
Aigikampoi? (Fish-tailed goat) 5 4.55%
Popobawa? (a gay rapist one eyed ogre)? 13 11.82%
Daphnaie? - (Laurel tree nymph) 23 20.91%
Talking Rats? 2 1.82%
Very Large dogs? 9 8.18%
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Old 10-30-2012, 07:16 PM   #211
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Neither is actually that big of a deal if breathing is optional, and being eaten merely annoying...
OMG. Being eaten is so freaking annoying. Once my physical body dies, I begin rapidly regenerating at a point that shall remain secret...even to static.

No big deal, right? But my physical being is also pretty resilient.

I once spent 4 days in the belly of a schlord, slowly digesting and slowly healing.

 
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Old 10-30-2012, 07:23 PM   #212
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OMG. Being eaten is so freaking annoying. Once my physical body dies, I begin rapidly regenerating at a point that shall remain secret...even to static.

No big deal, right? But my physical being is also pretty resilient.

I once spent 4 days in the belly of a schlord, slowly digesting and slowly healing.
That explains the smell.
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Old 10-30-2012, 07:48 PM   #213
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That explains the smell.
schlord digestive juices? Had to napalm them out of my nasal passages (and that purely psychological since I eventually found a Were-pig rib bone and pierced my heart with it, thus causing me to re-form anew with only the memory of the smell)

 
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Old 10-30-2012, 07:55 PM   #214
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schlord digestive juices? Had to napalm them out of my nasal passages (and that purely psychological since I eventually found a Were-pig rib bone and pierced my heart with it, thus causing me to re-form anew with only the memory of the smell)
Quit projecting your memory onto my olfactory senses.
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Old 10-30-2012, 08:00 PM   #215
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Old 10-30-2012, 08:02 PM   #216
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Quit projecting your memory onto my olfactory senses.
Wanted to see if that is the smell in question. What??? Your nose wasn't doing anything important.

 
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Old 10-30-2012, 08:09 PM   #217
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Wanted to see if that is the smell in question. What??? Your nose wasn't doing anything important.
Your funk is intruding on my ability to sniff the airlock on this dry limbed beer. No go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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Your funk is intruding on my ability to sniff the airlock on this dry limbed beer. No go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
I say!

At what point do you launch the cow?

 
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King Midas has an illegitimate son with Medusa.....discuss
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King Midas has an illegitimate son with Medusa.....discuss
Golden snakes would probably be stringy.
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