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Old 05-08-2007, 08:21 PM   #1
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Ingredients:

Food Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15@ 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 @ 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs – 2@ 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
Bratwurst – 1 @510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
Oregeno – 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:23 PM   #2
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:25 PM   #3
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If that thing was vertical it would be a "Dagwood" sandwich. Damn thing makes me hungry!

 
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:27 PM   #4
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That list is silly. 154 tbsp of canola oil? If you fry up a pound of onion rings in 50 gallons of oil, that doesn't mean that you're consuming 50 gallons of oil when you eat the rings. So, that accounts for about half of those calories right there.

And how does oregano have that many calories?

Regardless, that's sick...if you can eat that thing in one sitting (and not lose it behind furniture like Homer), then you need to seek help.
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:28 PM   #5
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I hope the 154 tbsp of canola oil was for frying and not washing down the sandwich.....

That does look tasty(and deadly) though...
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:32 PM   #6
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My gallbladder and heart hurt just by looking at that.

 
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:53 PM   #7
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Damn that looks good, I like how it has lettuce on it just for good measure, good luck with that man!
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Old 05-09-2007, 06:14 AM   #8
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Looks good, I might make one and leave out the onion rings hot dogs and not wash it down with canola oil. Looks like 2-3 meals

 
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Old 05-09-2007, 06:41 AM   #9
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3500 calories burned = 1 pound of fat
that sandwich is 8.6 pounds of fat in the gut...belly on competition?

 
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Old 05-09-2007, 07:33 AM   #10
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