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Old 12-24-2011, 12:34 AM   #21
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You guys need to watch "gerbil bar" on joecartoon.com...
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Old 12-24-2011, 01:10 AM   #22
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Bacon and eggs walk in to a bar and ask for a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry boys, we don't serve breakfast here."

 
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Old 12-24-2011, 03:11 PM   #23
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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About 4 beers!
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Old 12-24-2011, 07:48 PM   #24
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what's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my finger up your ass.
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:24 PM   #25
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Still hasn't gotten much better.

A pig walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer. He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".

Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 pitchers of beer. He finishes them off and then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".

Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 pitchers of beer. Finishing them off he was just going to stand up when the bartender asks him "well aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The pig replies " no, i am going to go wee wee wee all the way home."
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:27 PM   #26
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Still hasn't gotten much better.

A pig walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer. He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".

Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 pitchers of beer. He finishes them off and then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".

Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 pitchers of beer. Finishing them off he was just going to stand up when the bartender asks him "well aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The pig replies " no, i am going to go wee wee wee all the way home."
That meets the (crap) requirement

 
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:59 PM   #27
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A blonde orders a beer.

The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady. Why do you let the bartender do it?'

'Duh,' says the blonde. 'He has a licker license!'

 
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:51 PM   #28
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A blonde orders a beer.

The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady. Why do you let the bartender do it?'

'Duh,' says the blonde. 'He has a licker license!'
Much better! Can we change this to beer/blonde jokes?

 
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:00 PM   #29
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what vitamin is in beer?




vitamin pee!

 
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Old 12-25-2011, 02:26 AM   #30
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Boy, I must not get Kiwi humor.

Loses something in the translation maybe?

 
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