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Old 12-23-2011, 07:57 PM   #11
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ok,here it is...


















eggsport!

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Old 12-23-2011, 08:18 PM   #12
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This is the worst thread ever......

I predict this will be a lead balloon winner.

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Old 12-23-2011, 08:44 PM   #13
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ok,here it is...


















eggsport!



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Old 12-23-2011, 10:38 PM   #14
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Revvy I disagree, this thrwad is awesome. Might be all my drunken emu cider.....i'm almost a drunken emu

I got one of them

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"

The pirate replies "Ay......................."

Fill it in yo
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:06 PM   #15
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It's drivin me NUTS !!!!
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:09 PM   #16
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I want to say no, but I'm aware of my lkazy use of teh google
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:37 PM   #17
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer









and a mop.
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:45 PM   #18
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Polar bear walks into a bar and says, "Can I get a... ...beer?"

Bartender replies, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?"

 
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:53 PM   #19
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Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer.

Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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Old 12-24-2011, 12:21 AM   #20
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Termite walks into a bar and says where's the bar tender

 
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