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Old 12-08-2011, 04:58 AM   #1
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After drinking one too many Arrogant Bastards, I decided that instead of heading for the bathroom, I'd just stumble into the garage and pee into one of my keggles. SWMBO caught me mid pee, and told me she'd never never drink my beer again.

More for me, I guess...

Anyone else pee into their HLT?

 
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:01 AM   #2
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haha. thats funny as ****. why the **** did you pee in your keggle? this made me lol
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:02 AM   #3
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Er, in short: no.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:03 AM   #4
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oh yeah. also no.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:05 AM   #5
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No, that's why I have a sink in the garage...duh!
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:08 AM   #6
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haha. thats funny as ****. why the **** did you pee in your keggle? this made me lol
It seemed like an alright idea at the time I thought about telling SWMBO that she had finally discovered the secret to my light lagers, but realized all too soon after the bathroom lecture she gave me, that that probably wasn't a good idea.

 
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:09 AM   #7
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you should pee in your kegerator now. you know, to even out your system
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:12 AM   #8
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I pee in my basement sink, but I don't make beer in there...

 
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:14 AM   #9
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you should pee in your kegerator now. you know, to even out your system
I should work on counter pressure filling an entire keg with pee, for unwanted guests and whatnot!

 
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:22 AM   #10
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What is wrong with the damn grass? Fercrissakes, people. Why do you want to collect and store your own urine?
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