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Old 12-22-2011, 05:34 PM   #1101
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Default Dang nasties

I need one so bad that the yeast were assulted by the nasties.

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Old 12-22-2011, 07:15 PM   #1102
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I will try a new approach to try to win, I will tell jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar, third one ducks.

A Guy went to the doctor and said "I broke my arm in three places." Doctor replies "Then don't go to those places."

Two hats are on a rack. One hat says to the other, "You stay here and I'll go on a-head."

Two muffins are in an oven and one says to the other "Man is it hot in here." The other yells "Ahhhh!!! A talking muffin!"

That's all I have for now but if I win then I may tell you some more. Plus I will tell everyone I can about your products.

Thank you and goodnight.

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Old 12-22-2011, 07:20 PM   #1103
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***Theme Song for Peanuts plays in the background***

Charlie Brown: Hey Linus, what are you doing?
Linus: Brewing Beer
Charlie Brown: Aren't you a bit young to be doing that?
Linus: Yes, yes I am
Charlie Brown: Ok Then, but why are you standing there staring?
Linus: My Carboy is Dirty
Charlie Brown: Oh, I just assumed it was brown glass, what happened?
Linus: PigPen borrowed it the other day.
Charlie Brown: Oh no!
Linus: He said this was as clean as he could get it.
Charlie Brown: I see PigPen across the street.. HEY PIGPEN, COME HERE
Linus: What are you doing Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm going to see what PigPen tried to clean this with
PigPen: Charlie Brown, what do you need?
Charlie Brown: PigPen, this carboy is FILTHY, what did you clean it with
PigPen: A Bristle Brush, they don't do a very good job
Charlie Brown: Ahh Haa!! That explains it!
PigPen: What do you mean?
Charlie Brown: You should have used a "Carboy Cleaner"
PigPen: What is that?
Charlie Brown: A GREAT tool that will get carboys or kegs clean as a whistle, even you could do it!
PigPen: Well, give me that carboy and I'll get a "Carboy Cleaner" and give it a try! Where do I get one?
Charlie Brown: Down at the LHBS or online at carboycleaner.com
PigPen: Kool, hand over that carboy!
Charlie Brown: Ok *walks over to get the carboy*
Linus: *waits for the right moment and..... snatches the carboy away*
Charlie Brown: AAUGH *lands on his butt*

This plays out weekly at my house... if only I had a carboy cleaner so I could keep my carboys spotless, and clean those that come to me dirty!!! Really, I could use one to clean out my Sankey fermenter, but either way.

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Old 12-22-2011, 08:47 PM   #1104
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Well i could greatly use one since the last time i cleaned my carboy in the middle of winter it broke and i cut my leg. 5 stitches later i realized how "NOT" to clean them.
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Old 12-22-2011, 08:55 PM   #1105
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T'was the Friday before Christmas as I searched HBT
Hoping there would be a message for me.
Saying I had won a free Carboy Cleaner
Giving me a much merrier demeanor.

My Christmas Spirit, which was shrinking quite small
Grew so big I could not hold it all.
My family agreed, those guys are the bomb
Christmas was saved by CarboyCleaner.com.

Merry Christmas y'all!
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:35 AM   #1106
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Default A Cleaner Haiku

Oh carboy cleaner
You make racking day better
No more krausen ring!

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Old 12-23-2011, 03:38 AM   #1107
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I would love to have one of these for my carboys because my brush cleaners suck!! They leave marks on the inside of the neck and they chip the glass at the opening while i'm scrubbing. I clean everything vigorously with PBW and sanitize everything with Star San, and still occasionally have contamination problems and I really believe that that must be the culprit. Thanks!
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:09 AM   #1108
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Is it too late to enter?
Having broken one carboy by trying to swirl the cleaner (after using the brush) and having the thing slip through my hands, I'd love to have something like this that would allow me to clean it without picking it up (one less time, means one less chance to break another).
Kegged: Big Bad Brown Ale (Brown Ale and Porter blend).

Plans: Oak-Smoked Porter, Honey Brown Ale.
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we do it for the love of beer! Not for the love of money! We can all make great BEER! Not so much when it comes to money!
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:49 PM   #1109
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I need one because my arm is too big to reach the bottom of my kegs!
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:18 PM   #1110
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Since moving, my poor hand drill has been moping around the basement not doing anything. Since we rent now so there are no home repair projects for my poor hand drill, so he is currently out of a job. If I had a carboy cleaner I could hire him on as chief operator, but for now he cannot even provide for his family. So all his little drill bits will have nothing this Christmas! Nobody should be without a job at Christmas. Please send me a carboy cleaner so I can help this poor hand drill and his family. DO IT FOR THE BITS!

Thank you

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