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Old 11-14-2011, 05:37 PM   #21
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Teenagers are God's punishment for enjoying sex!

I have two teenagers (both boys) in the house right now, plus a 7 year old daughter. For the last 5, and the next 13 years, I will have at least one teenager in the house, usually two!

And they ask me why I drink.....


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Old 11-14-2011, 05:40 PM   #22
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So what you guys are saying is that for their 13th birthday they should be given the gift of someone else's home?


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Old 11-14-2011, 05:44 PM   #23
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So what you guys are saying is that for their 13th birthday they should be given the gift of someone else's home?
Yes.
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Old 11-14-2011, 05:50 PM   #24
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So what you guys are saying is that for their 13th birthday they should be given the gift of someone else's home?
Mark Twain (no, it wasn't Ben Franklin) said "When a child turns 13, he should be sealed up in a barrel and fed through the bunghole. When he turns 16, seal up the bunghole"
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Old 11-14-2011, 05:51 PM   #25
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Oh snap!
Exactly. The two words that came to mind.
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Old 11-14-2011, 05:53 PM   #26
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Ahhh Stoneonta.

I went there from '93-'97. Quite possibly the only person to graduate in less than five years.
Apparently, it's now considered a reputable school.
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Old 11-14-2011, 07:37 PM   #27
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Alright I am a teenage brewer so let me give you stereotypical adults some insight about us 'kids' ... there isnt much you can do about us haha, especially since she is a woman. Just keep track of where she goes and make sure she doesnt get into trouble. Eventually she will calm down and get over her boyfriend. It will take time though. Goodluck with her and by the way not all of us teenagers are bad!
I wonder how he explains the yeast farts to his parents . . .
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Old 11-14-2011, 07:45 PM   #28
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I wonder how he explains the yeast farts to his parents . . .
It's just protein shakes
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Hmm very sneaky lol...from profile:

"My name Under The Sink originates from the fact im doing all my brewing under my sink to hide it from my parents! I am just trying to make some quality mead that I can share at my local home brew store for others to judge. I call all my brews a sexualy related name to make it funny and unique"
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Hmm very sneaky lol...from profile:

"My name Under The Sink originates from the fact im doing all my brewing under my sink to hide it from my parents! I am just trying to make some quality mead that I can share at my local home brew store for others to judge. I call all my brews a sexualy related name to make it funny and unique"
Lol. Nothing unique there.


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