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Old 11-04-2011, 06:50 PM   #11
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I had a customer snap a $7 plastic model of a jet in half and throw it on the counter while yelling "This is what I think of your store!". then barged out while other customers laughed.

He was mad I would not give him his money back after he glued the living sh*t out of it, and was trying to put the wing on backwards...
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Old 11-04-2011, 07:08 PM   #12
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Just tell her not to give you sh*t. It's not your fault that she was conceived in a donkey show.
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Old 11-04-2011, 09:34 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by SwampassJ View Post
Had a customer tell me today that I am an unkind person and not a gentleman. The reason? I told her to call a tree trimmer. This person wanted me to takr a small table and stack a chair on it so I could trim the lower branches on a tree. Apaently my pool cleaning truck says Swampass' tree trimmers on it in invisible ink.
If stuff like this happens regularly, you could make it lucrative for yourself. Find out what professional places charge, then charge her just as much or more. It isn't part of your regular service so you should be able to bill separately for it.
Does that make me an ***hole?

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Old 11-05-2011, 10:42 PM   #14
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From Seinfeld:

(Co-worker to George)
"Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp"

(George fires back)
"Oh yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

and later, George retorts...
"Yeah, well I had sex with your wife"

"George, his wife died last year"
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:58 AM   #15
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Portage, Indiana
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I told a guy at work " I'd slap you, but **** splatters."

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Old 04-28-2012, 03:18 PM   #16
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When I did lawn care, customers would ask me to do all sorts of extra stuff. Clean gutters, move furniture, take apart an old metal shed, all sorts of little odd jobs. Sometimes I just did it for good relations and sometimes I'd charge for it.
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Have you ever had decent sex that didn't involve shoving a foot somewhere? Didn't think so. :drunk:

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