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Old 11-03-2011, 07:46 PM   #1
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Had a customer tell me today that I am an unkind person and not a gentleman. The reason? I told her to call a tree trimmer. This person wanted me to takr a small table and stack a chair on it so I could trim the lower branches on a tree. Apaently my pool cleaning truck says Swampass' tree trimmers on it in invisible ink.
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:53 PM   #2
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You sir. Are unkind a not a gentleman.
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:14 PM   #3
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I'm sure you went home and cried in your homebrew after that burn.

My SWMBO works for an eye doctor's office, and one of her co-workers had an angry Muslim patient call her an "infidel" over the phone. She apparently got a bit offended, but I couldn't have kept from laughing at the guy if it had been me.

 
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Old 11-03-2011, 10:46 PM   #4
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You're never too old to throw around some mother/sister/wife slander. Those are always fun!
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Old 11-04-2011, 09:24 AM   #5
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You sir. Are unkind a not a gentleman.
That is one of the craziest pictures I have ever seen.
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Old 11-04-2011, 09:51 AM   #6
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Tell her you don't do trees....only bushes.

 
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:10 PM   #7
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Why won't you trim a few branches? It's not very hard. Then after that you could do some of her dishes, and maybe fix her car. I think she also has leaky roof and halitosis. See what you can do about that.

 
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:19 PM   #8
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You sir. Are unkind a not a gentleman.
That guy's a *****. Check this **** out.

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Old 11-04-2011, 01:26 PM   #9
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Tell her you don't do trees....only bushes.
I want none of hers. She has the body of a pill popper that just ent spray tanning.
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:46 PM   #10
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I had a woman tell me she was going to say something else, but she did not want to insult a southern gentleman.

I told her, go ahead and say it fat*ss, I'm from Chicago.
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