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Old 03-22-2012, 01:01 PM   #511
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Did no one see the brutally awful soft-core movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson (I think it was her).

Basic premise: being turned into a zombie makes you a better stripper, but also makes you eat your clients.
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Old 03-22-2012, 01:07 PM   #512
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Did no one see the brutally awful soft-core movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson (I think it was her).

Basic premise: being turned into a zombie makes you a better stripper, but also makes you eat your clients.
I forgot about that movie. It was on FEARnet the same time as Deadgirl, they were doing a b rated zombie movie week. The acting in that was even worse than the acting in Deadgirl...

 
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Old 03-22-2012, 01:33 PM   #513
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Old 03-22-2012, 01:38 PM   #514
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Did no one see the brutally awful soft-core movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson (I think it was her).

Basic premise: being turned into a zombie makes you a better stripper, but also makes you eat your clients.
i'm pretty sure i saw that one - was there a strip- off at the end where they were shooting pool balls out of their cootchers?
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:04 PM   #515
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i'm pretty sure i saw that one - was there a strip- off at the end where they were shooting pool balls out of their cootchers?
That's the one. One of my local theaters actually had a showing in 3D and Jenna wad going to show up to sign autographs and they canceled it because they had sold approximately 3 tickets. Official reason was she got sick but turns out...
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:11 PM   #516
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Did no one see the brutally awful soft-core movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson (I think it was her).

Basic premise: being turned into a zombie makes you a better stripper, but also makes you eat your clients.
Yeah actaully I posted this in another zombie thread back in 2009 when I saw it.

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I think this would make a great double feature...I wrote this up last week in another thread...You could watch them as a double feature but create your own narrative....



My Narrative

But of course the inevitable happens because human beings are selfish bastards (especially strippers), one of them gets bit, and instead of eating a bullet (which any noble self sacrificing person bitten by a zombie SHOULD do,) she has obligatory lesbian stripper group sex (Becasue that's what all strippers do), and bites the rest of them (because of course what's obligatory lesbian stripper sex without some biting)...and then we end up with;




HAWTHAWTHAWT!!!!!


OR NOT...You decide.


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Old 03-22-2012, 02:17 PM   #517
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This thread is going to be very long and way way off topic by the time season 3 returns.
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You know, one of our members, I think Chainsaw Brewing actually has a business where they do Zombie Pinups. I think this is his calendar.

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This thread is going to be very long and way way off topic by the time season 3 returns.
That's what I was thinking.
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