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Old 10-07-2011, 07:14 PM   #1
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Every Friday and Saturday night, I drink beer (and sometimes wine). Sometimes I drink stouts and porters, sometimes I drink pale ales and wits, sometimes lagers, sometimes ales. But no matter what beer I drink, within an hour my body has magically converted it to Bud Light! This happens multiple times a night; I put in good beer, I get out Bud Light! I should start bottling and selling it. I could be a millionaire.

Anybody else have this magical power?
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:16 PM   #2
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Its not magic... Its simply that a person cannot own beer. You are merely renting it. When you expel it, it simply shows normal wear and tear. Now BMC is like renting a used product... thats all.
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:16 PM   #3
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I too have the power! Sometimes coors light as well!

 
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:36 PM   #4
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mostly its coors light for me

 
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:39 PM   #5
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Miller Lite with lots of head. I don't know how the retention is, because I usually flush it after my body has converted it.

 
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:49 PM   #6
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Ha! Love it!

 
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:55 PM   #7
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Gee, I thought it was just me....
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Old 10-10-2011, 02:16 AM   #8
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That picture is awesome

 
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Old 10-10-2011, 02:20 AM   #9
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It's not magic, it's science dude.
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Old 10-10-2011, 03:03 AM   #10
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Hammy, that really is a truly AWSOME, not to mention true pic!!!
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