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Old 04-13-2007, 05:09 PM   #1
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Default Well it looks like men arent needed anymore

Oh well, Ill just be out in the shed drinking beer then.

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Old 04-13-2007, 05:12 PM   #2
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I think I need to invest in "Fleshlight" stock.

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Ask my wife and she'll tell you I haven't been needed for about 5 yrs
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There will always be a need for men as long as there are bugs, spiders and rodents that need to be delt with. Don't forget lifting heavy objects, reaching the top shelf and clogged toilets. I'd be pretty happy if I'd could be left alone except for those duties. When you're done making babies - come and find me if you need the high hard one - I can still provide that service.
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As a "funny because it's not me" aside, my buddy Edgar told me that he's had sex with his wife twice in the past five years.

Guess how many times she's gotten pregnant during that time?

They'll never be able to create artificial balls with that kind of potency!
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As a "funny because it's not me" aside, my buddy Edgar told me that he's had sex with his wife twice in the past five years.

Guess how many times she's gotten pregnant during that time?

They'll never be able to create artificial balls with that kind of potency!
I don't think I'd want to shake his hand. Wow - 2 times in 5 years is just brutal!! Is he sure she's not on the other team?
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Old 04-13-2007, 05:23 PM   #7
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freaking bulldagger doctors at work here...

Next thing we know they are going to be putting artifical wombs in men so they can walk around with their homo generated kids... uber homo's!!
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I don't think I'd want to shake his hand. Wow - 2 times in 5 years is just brutal!! Is he sure she's not on the other team?
She is the most asexual person I have ever met in my life.

You know how, when you meet pretty much any woman, you have one of two thoughts?

"I'd do her"
"I wouldn't do her."

It's just the way our brains work. "She's cute, I'd do her" "She's old, I wouldn't do her."

His wife - nada. Nothing. She's a bit older than I, prolly 35-ish, I've known her since we worked together probably fifteen years ago (when I was a horned-up 16 year old and she was in her early twenties). Never once have I ever thought about her sexually, she just doesn't give off ANY vibes in that regard. COMPLETELY asexual person.
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He probably got lucky on his birthday and at christmas. She musta missed the other 3 years somewhere.
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Oh well, Ill just be out in the shed drinking beer then.

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...cle2444462.ece
Wow, kind of wild. If humanity actually get to this level down the road I hope the only thing that pops out are males .


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