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Old 04-09-2007, 02:23 AM   #1
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So, around 7:30 this morning, my pup at a whole fruit cake...



and just 10 minutes ago shat all over the floor.. baaad. The cake had like 130% of a humans daily value of fiber..

poor dog...

 
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Old 04-09-2007, 02:30 AM   #2
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Poor dude.... RDWHAHB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2007, 03:16 AM   #3
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Last night my dog grabbed a box of doughnuts off the counter and ate 9 of them before SWMBO stopped her. No pooping on the floor though!

 
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Old 04-09-2007, 03:40 AM   #4
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Earlier tonight my sister asked me if I'll take her dog. Things like this make me wary of saying yes, if anything's crapping all over my floor it's gonna be me
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Old 04-09-2007, 03:58 PM   #5
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Aren't Huskies great? Mine was an absolute terror as a puppy. She climbed on top of my tool chest and ate about 10 lbs of dog food. She was laying on her side and her stomach was HUGE. My wife didn't know what happened so we took her to the vet and they X-rayed her stomach. You could see hundreds of full pieces of the dog food in her stomach. She pooped so much the next 3 days. It was awesome. Huskies are notorious over-eaters.

 
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Old 04-09-2007, 04:44 PM   #6
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Quote:
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She pooped so much the next 3 days. It was awesome.
"Awe inspiring" would have sounded less weird.
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Old 04-09-2007, 05:39 PM   #7
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My husky tends to eat kleenex out of the wastebaskets in the bathroom and then poop rolls of paper in the yard.

So in the 'funny if it wasn't so gross' category, we were walking out to the garage through the backyard, and the latest ingested wastebasket item was laying in the grass...1 used condom.

Our husky is an idiot

 
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:23 PM   #8
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Back when he was younger my dog ate everything from the remains of a London broil my wife left on the table while we watched Jeopardy to 2 lbs raw hamburg I left on the kitchen counter to go out an light the grill to a whole bag af Reese's Peanutbutter cups the kids left in the game room. I kept seeing those orange wrappers for 2 weeks while mowing the lawn.
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:46 PM   #9
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Loaves of bread, Hershey's kisses with wrapper, small rocks, sticks of butter, road apples of various kinds. Dogs have amazingly resilient digestive tracts.
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:48 PM   #10
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The dog I had when I was a kid used to eat socks. It would take so long for him to crap them out, the poor dog's legs would be quivering by the end of a dumping session
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