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Old 09-01-2011, 04:50 PM   #1
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So I got all the materials I needed to brew my first batch, and meticulously followed directions. But about five days after I transferred to my 5 1/2 gallon carboy, I took the airlock off to take a hydro reading, and my girlfriend was taking pictures of me posing as Rodin's "Thinker" and I lost my balance naked, while atop the carboy and the bung slipped up my bunghole and I think I dookied in there. Is the batch ruined, or should I pitch more yeast to try and get them to eat it? I've been eating a lot of sugars lately, so I'm thinking some of it got all the way through :-/

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Old 09-01-2011, 04:54 PM   #2
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"How'd this happen?"
"Well, doc, I slipped. One in a million shot."
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:57 PM   #3
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These are the kind of trolls I like! Not out with a grudge...just trying to give a good laugh. Thank you sir (or ma'am)!
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Old 09-01-2011, 05:03 PM   #4
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bunghole troll is bunghole troll. Well played bunghole troll. Well played.
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Old 09-01-2011, 05:06 PM   #5
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I think the quality of your finished beer is going to be determined by how much time you spent impaled upon the bunghole.

You didn't pick yourself up right away, did you?

 
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Old 09-01-2011, 05:14 PM   #6
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I just googled Rodin's Thinker and now I can't imagine the seat as anything but a carboy with the neck up the thinker's butt.
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Old 09-01-2011, 05:24 PM   #7
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The great bungholio! My people are poor,they have no bungholes!
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Old 09-01-2011, 05:33 PM   #8
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Keep it and see what happens. You never know, sugary poo may just be the new brewing fad to up ABV!
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Quote:
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The great bungholio! My people are poor,they have no bungholes!
Do not make my bunghole angry!!
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What!? Are you threatening me?! My bunghole is all powerful!
Behold the awesome power of bungholio!
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