Originally Posted by brandoncox
How many beers is considered too much in one day? Am I a ****ing alcoholic?
I have often asked myself the same question and have come up with a foolproof test that I use every 30~... days.
1, If you burn out your breathalyzer the next morning after brushing your teeth.
2, If you forget your spouses name more than twice a day.
3, If you forget your name more than once a day.
4, If you sleep just as well on your front lawn as you do in your bed.
5, Your spouse won't sleep with you.
6, your dog won't sleep with you
7, If when writing a check you need to ask the cashier “What year is this?”
( And the all-time classic)
8, If you wake up naked in a police cruiser ,,, and you are driving.