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Old 08-27-2011, 09:53 AM   #1
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So my homeboy that usually wants to brew on a Friday every few weeks or so wanted to do a Live Oak Hef clone. Cool. He wanted to hit half with kiwis and grapefuit juice because he likes my Catfish Head White & Red (American Red with white wine juice). Cool.

He wanted to add the kiwis asap when I waited 2 weeks for mine that he wanted to copy. Cool. Then he got fitshached and ate the 8 kiwis that were diced up for half of his batch. His gf was pissed cause she spent 45 mins cutting them. I died laughing. I pitched the WLP300. Phiznuck it.

Meanwhile I didn't have time to brew up my Saison Furtif minimized or my Wit IPA because I was too busy looking for kiwis. lmao.
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Old 08-27-2011, 01:42 PM   #2
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Cool story bro.
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Old 08-27-2011, 04:20 PM   #3
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Phiznuck it fo' sho'.
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Old 08-27-2011, 11:26 PM   #4
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This sub-forum is the best.
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Old 08-27-2011, 11:31 PM   #5
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How the snot can it take someone 45 minutes dice up 8 kiwis?
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Old 08-27-2011, 11:45 PM   #6
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How the snot can it take someone 45 minutes dice up 8 kiwis?
Maybe they were doing it wrong bro.


 
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Old 08-27-2011, 11:59 PM   #7
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Sorry couldn't resist.


 
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:34 AM   #8
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Lost brain cells reading this post, what is going on?

 
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Old 08-28-2011, 01:00 AM   #9
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How the snot can it take someone 45 minutes dice up 8 kiwis?
Seriously.
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Old 08-28-2011, 05:02 AM   #10
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LMAO. I don't remember posting this. Drunken rambling and mindless mumbling at its finest. Probably should be a sticky.
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