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Old 03-31-2007, 12:49 AM   #1
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How drunk do you have to get so the little fireman cannot stand up and slide into the hot burning house?
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:10 AM   #2
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How drunk do you have to get so the little fireman cannot stand up and slide into the hot burning house?
WTF? Are you talking about whiskey cock? LMAO!
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:10 AM   #3
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i would say at least a bottle of whiskey, in beer, mybe 20 pints?

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Old 03-31-2007, 01:46 AM   #4
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Depends on the beer you're drinking. I have some 9%+ here that would probably get you there in about 10 pints or less.

 
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:54 AM   #5
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How drunk do you have to get so the little fireman cannot stand up and slide into the hot burning house?

Probably depends how hot the fire is.

 
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:59 AM   #6
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If you get there, try the triathalon.
https://secure.eburg.com/~raceinfo/teamapplication.htm
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:03 AM   #7
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I'll let you know if it ever happens. I've been told to stop trying to put our the fire because it's taking me WAY too long, but I always give it the old collage try!!
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:04 AM   #8
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haha.. this thread is random and amusing...

ppl shouldnt worry bout it tho.. if your that pissed, chances are your fall to sleep or your missus will pass out from drinkin anyways :P

 
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:23 AM   #9
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How drunk? I suspect just to the point of passing out, and then a bit more.
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Old 03-31-2007, 08:55 AM   #10
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The fine print for the triathlon kinda bothers me:

I acknowledge that a triathlon (or any portion thereof) is an extreme test of a person's physical and mental limits and carries with it the potential for death, serious bodily injury, and/or property loss. By submitting this document, I HEREBY ASSUME ANY AND ALL RISKS ASSOCIATED WITH PARTICIPATING IN THE WHISKY DICK TRIATHLON. I certify that I am physically fit, have undergone sufficient training to be qualified for participation in this event, and have not been advised against participating by a medical professional.

Serious bodily injury? Loss of property (I guess if it causes a divorce)? Death?
Also.. how much training is necessary?
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