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Old 10-06-2012, 09:17 PM   #951
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. . . you’ve ever used a mop on a ceiling.


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Old 10-07-2012, 09:02 PM   #952
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When you don't even get carded when you go to pick up packages at UPS and when the ups workers ask how your brewing is going and what is fermenting.



 
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:44 PM   #953
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When you mix your cream and sugar/sweetener together in your coffee cup before putting the coffee in to ensure even mix...

 
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:34 AM   #954
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Sister wives, eh? Niiiiiiice.

I may or may not have been drunk when I wrote that!

 
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Old 10-08-2012, 02:17 PM   #955
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When you mix your cream and sugar/sweetener together in your coffee cup before putting the coffee in to ensure even mix...
Hey, I was doing that BEFORE I was a homebrewer.

 
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Old 10-08-2012, 04:07 PM   #956
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When you are home alone with SWMBO's kid and you sing her to sleep with...

Tomorrow we will brew
Tomorrow we will brew
Tomorrow is IPA day
And brewing we will do

(happy birthday style)
LOL..I was mind singing it "The Farmer in the Dell" style. Which actually works as well!
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Old 10-08-2012, 04:14 PM   #957
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You have beer in your kegerator but have to drink bottled micros because you have promised "just one growler" to a friend.
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Old 10-08-2012, 04:23 PM   #958
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You pull you lunch out of the microwave and notice the condensation on the lid of the container and think "Oh no, DMS!". Then you realize its just leftover chili.
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Old 10-09-2012, 12:49 AM   #959
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you started to notice off-flavors in water.

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Old 10-09-2012, 12:58 AM   #960
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You laugh like a mad scientist when you've finally dialed in your efficiency. SWMBO still doesn't understand why I got so excited when that happened.


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