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Old 09-24-2012, 09:44 PM   #881
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You get in a fight with you wife becuse the tea set she bought for your daughter is not food grade.



 
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:45 PM   #882
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When filling out your facebook profile you enter "Brewish" for religion.



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Old 09-24-2012, 10:52 PM   #883
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When filling out your facebook profile you enter "Brewish" for religion.
Funny. You don't look brewish.

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Old 09-24-2012, 11:59 PM   #884
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When filling out your facebook profile you enter "Brewish" for religion.
i've just converted. too bad my children will never be considered truly brewish...
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:12 AM   #885
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i've just converted. too bad my children will never be considered truly brewish...
They can be converted too. Just monitor the pH and don't overshoot your strike temp. The tincture of iodine test will tell you when they are converted. Don't mash them for longer than you need to.

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Old 09-25-2012, 04:21 AM   #886
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When filling out your facebook profile you enter "Brewish" for religion.
Would the proper name of that religion be "Brewdaism" ? Because I would love to help establish that idea... Considering I am ordained and all.

 
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:02 AM   #887
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Would the proper name of that religion be "Brewdaism" ? Because I would love to help establish that idea... Considering I am ordained and all.
How about the Church of Fermentology? We could hand out pamphlets.

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Back on topic.

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Old 09-27-2012, 01:49 PM   #888
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You have widgets on your Android device that list your brewing needs and hop inventory.

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Old 09-27-2012, 10:27 PM   #889
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When you drive the car to work Instead of the truck to save money for more fermenters and brew kits.(The truck is so much more fun to drive though). When half your fridge in your apartment contains 2 kegs and a co2 tank. When you die a little inside when someone asks if your brew tastes like Natty (toilet water brew for cheap college students)

 
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:35 PM   #890
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When you have 3 fridges and 2 are beer only
When you have 6 fridges, and 4 are beer only and SWMBO says you have a fridge fetish.


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