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Old 08-31-2012, 04:51 PM   #741
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You are mapping your route to a friend's new house for a football party and you don't set a beer store as a waypoint. Growers are in sani and will be filled before departure!

Roll Tide Roll!


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Old 08-31-2012, 06:01 PM   #742
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When you have 3 fermenters in the livingroom, fermenting 30 liters each
When one of the fermenters is next to the portable keg/tap
When everyone refers to your computerroom as beerroom
When your 5 year old takes a 0.0 % beer in the supermarket and yells to you "Look daddy, this one doesn't have alcohol"
When the same 5 year old puts a La Chouffe in your shoppingcart mumbling "gnome beer"
When your kids complain they have to take a shower instead of going in bath because daddy's keggles are getting a clean bath
When you go on a summer holiday for 2 weeks and you take 30 liters homebrew with you
When you go on summer holiday and see a nice hotwater pan on sale and take it with you
When you are writing this post and you'r daughter crawls on you asking 'what ya doin?' and you reply 'nah, reading about beer' and you get the reaction 'you allways with your beer!'

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Old 08-31-2012, 06:29 PM   #743
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You are mapping your route to a friend's new house for a football party and you don't set a beer store as a waypoint. Growers are in sani and will be filled before departure!

Roll Tide Roll!
Roll Tide brother!
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Old 08-31-2012, 06:36 PM   #744
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... When your wife is in delivery for your twin girls and you're on your phone placing an order for a great deal on yeast! Don't tell her!
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Old 08-31-2012, 07:07 PM   #745
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... When your wife is in delivery for your twin girls and you're on your phone placing an order for a great deal on yeast! Don't tell her!
Haha SWMBO would kill you if she knew. :-)
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Old 08-31-2012, 07:25 PM   #746
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When you and a friend are double brewing a pumpkin ale and Hefe before you head to a craft beer fest.
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Old 08-31-2012, 07:33 PM   #747
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Here's a new one-when your girl is on top of you humping away,& you're shifting in unison to a BRM F1 in the movie grand prix after drinkin your way into some. Top that!
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Old 08-31-2012, 07:40 PM   #748
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When you feel sorry for the poor souls that only drink Bud Light.
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Old 08-31-2012, 07:47 PM   #749
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That's why I'm reading what y'all are doin while drinkin SNPA & vodka. gimme friday...friday night. Monday mornin...feel so bad...tuesday mornin makes me feel so sad. Wed goes so slow,& thursaday,idk...just gimme friday...friday night.
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SWMBO and I are looking to buy a house, and I won't even consider a house that doesn't have a garage and a "brew room".


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