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Old 09-27-2013, 09:42 PM   #2881
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I would but a more practical vehicle is needed first! (Need to go back to a truck, i thought the gas mileage from a smaller car would be great but I miss the truck for the fact of "go anywhere")
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Old 09-28-2013, 02:45 AM   #2882
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I would but a more practical vehicle is needed first! (Need to go back to a truck, i thought the gas mileage from a smaller car would be great but I miss the truck for the fact of "go anywhere")
You buy that thing and ill pull it with my truck

 
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Old 09-28-2013, 03:38 AM   #2883
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You're in the bathroom taking a leak. You grab some toilet paper, blow your nose, and throw it in the toilet. And no matter how much you saturate it, it won't sink.

Then you realize, mucus must have a specific gravity lower than 1.000.

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Old 09-29-2013, 03:05 AM   #2884
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You see TSA testing liquid bottles with their fancy machine to check for explosives and wonder how smart it really is. That then leads you to the possibilities of reprogramming the machine to break apart the ingredients of a beer.
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Old 09-29-2013, 04:06 AM   #2885
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You see TSA testing liquid bottles with their fancy machine to check for explosives and wonder how smart it really is. That then leads you to the possibilities of reprogramming the machine to break apart the ingredients of a beer.
Or leak testing the gas lines on my keezer
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Old 09-29-2013, 05:01 AM   #2886
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When your girlfriend starts drinkin your peach cider experiment straight out of the gallon jug

 
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Old 09-29-2013, 06:45 AM   #2887
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When your girlfriend starts drinkin your peach cider experiment straight out of the gallon jug
Violation! (Shes not sharing) ;-)

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Old 09-30-2013, 11:50 PM   #2888
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You know you're a homebrewer when your wife says "Good luck with the mold farm in there."

(Woman, I'm culturing wild yeast. You should appreciate how awesome I am for doing that.)
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Old 09-30-2013, 11:54 PM   #2889
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When your wife gets you shelving units for the livingroom to help organize the wine stock.... and you didn't ask for them.

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Old 10-01-2013, 02:33 AM   #2890
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You know you're a homebrewer when your wife says "Good luck with the mold farm in there."

(Woman, I'm culturing wild yeast. You should appreciate how awesome I am for doing that.)
WE appreciate you, Kerin.
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