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Old 03-04-2013, 11:44 PM   #1661
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Old 03-05-2013, 04:06 AM   #1662
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When you start complaining about getting "too much head"
Or worse....not enough
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:39 AM   #1663
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... you spend more time talking about your beer than actually drinking it.

... you give away more beer than you drink yourself.

... your stockpile is approaching the 200 gallon limit, yet you still plan for more brewing sessions.
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:03 PM   #1664
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When you still get excited about the giveaways & fire up ustream early!...
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:27 PM   #1665
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Or worse....not enough
This isn't a "you know you're married when.." thread

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Old 03-05-2013, 09:41 PM   #1666
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When you order a Stone IPA at a restaurant, and your 6-year-old son says, "IPA's. Those have a lot of hops, huh Dad?"
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:25 PM   #1667
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When you order a Stone IPA at a restaurant, and your 6-year-old son says, "IPA's. Those have a lot of hops, huh Dad?"
If that's not a "That's my boy!" moment, I don't know what is.

 
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:13 PM   #1668
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When you read Matthew 6:25-34, and you realize RDWHAHB is practically Biblical.
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:39 PM   #1669
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When you wake up in the morning, exited as a kid on x-mas, just to see yesterdays batch fermenting.
When you watch the Heineken commerical and realize you have more beer, a lot more beer.

(The 2012 commercial with the beer wardrobe) "heineken beer wardrobe ad" on youtube

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Old 03-06-2013, 03:14 PM   #1670
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When you have 2 batches fermenting,waiting to bottle the light one so you can wash the yeast for the next batch. And the stuff you ordered to brew it is still being "processed".
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