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Old 07-19-2011, 08:40 PM   #1
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Default My wife is pissing me off

We're supposed to redo our kitchen, so I told her to go buy a new fridge so I can have the old one to ferment in. It's just too warm in our basement to ferment anything but a saison. Three months later, she has only gone out and looked twice. I'm ready to go buy a used fridge because I'm tired of waiting on her. I don't know why I'm surprised. It was five years ago I agreed to do our kitchen and she hasn't come up with a plan yet. It's not like we're moving any walls or anything.

If I can get the kitchen behind me, I can start on an electric brewery.

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Old 07-19-2011, 08:41 PM   #2
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why don't you go out and buy a new fridge?


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Old 07-19-2011, 09:21 PM   #3
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Do you ever find yourself waiting on the toilet for her to come wipe yer butt too?

Geesh, sack up man and go buy the damn fridge.

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why don't you go out and buy a new fridge?
Or, alternately, start taking all your **** out of the old fridge and begin the process of moving it to your brewery area.

She'll only have so long to run off to get a new one before all your food goes bad.
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Old 07-19-2011, 09:50 PM   #6
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Take her by the hand and go shopping together. Explain to her that you will be coming home with a new fridge, she can decide if it's for the basement or the kitchen . . . 'nuff said.

27 yrs of marriage, isn't she lucky . . . .
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Old 07-19-2011, 09:50 PM   #7
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Well since you are in the market for a fridge you can go and look TOGETHER which is what she is probably waiting for. Glad I went with mine when we were looking ended up buying a two small dents in the door cabinet depth three door fridge new 3800.00.......Dented one 1180.00 they wanted 1880.00 but showed them 3 others that were priced 1180.00 but they were bigger/not cabinet depth so cut the price. Best part is 3.4 amps runs for just pennies.
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Just piss in the old fridge a few times.
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"Accidentally" break a shelf in the old fridge. You wont need it for a fermenation fridge anyway, and she won't want it as her primary fridge with a broken shelf.
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Just piss in the old fridge a few times.
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