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Old 07-16-2011, 01:42 PM   #1
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Default Funniest bathroom graffiti

There's a bar here in Milwaukee where someone wrote the following on the mortar between the blocks in the men's room:

"Sphinctercalifornilingusrectalhalitosis"

At another bar, someone wrote on the men's room wall:

"See Graceland the way Elvis did - on drugs"

I'm sure you guys have seen other examples of hilarious men's room graffiti out there. Hell, I'm sure ladies have written hilarious stuff on the walls of the ladies' room. Post 'em here!


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Old 07-16-2011, 09:00 PM   #2
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My dad tells a couple good ones he saw while in college
1- Flush twice, it's a long way to CDH (central dining hall).
2- Those who write on $hithouse walls, role their $hit into little balls. Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of $hit.


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Tried to sh!t and only farted
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Tried to fart and sh!t my pants
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From stall in a restroom on the Maine Turnpike:

Be like daddy, not like sis
Lift the seat before you P***

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Abe Lincoln SH*T here NOV 1863
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Go home, Dad. You're drunk.
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