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Old 07-16-2011, 01:42 PM   #1
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There's a bar here in Milwaukee where someone wrote the following on the mortar between the blocks in the men's room:

"Sphinctercalifornilingusrectalhalitosis"

At another bar, someone wrote on the men's room wall:

"See Graceland the way Elvis did - on drugs"

I'm sure you guys have seen other examples of hilarious men's room graffiti out there. Hell, I'm sure ladies have written hilarious stuff on the walls of the ladies' room. Post 'em here!
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Old 07-16-2011, 09:00 PM   #2
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My dad tells a couple good ones he saw while in college
1- Flush twice, it's a long way to CDH (central dining hall).
2- Those who write on $hithouse walls, role their $hit into little balls. Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of $hit.

 
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Old 07-16-2011, 09:59 PM   #3
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Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to sh!t and only farted
I stood up and took a chance
Tried to fart and sh!t my pants
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Old 07-16-2011, 10:04 PM   #4
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Old 07-16-2011, 10:04 PM   #5
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From stall in a restroom on the Maine Turnpike:

Be like daddy, not like sis
Lift the seat before you P***

From the McDonalds in Gettysburg, PA

Abe Lincoln SH*T here NOV 1863
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Old 07-16-2011, 11:23 PM   #6
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I f**ked your mom!!
Go home, Dad. You're drunk.
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Old 07-17-2011, 01:15 AM   #7
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This toilet paper is like John Wayne. It's rough, it's tough, and it won't take **** off'a noone.

 
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Old 07-17-2011, 03:07 AM   #8
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Step a little closer, shorty.
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