I tried to post the images for you guys but couldn't get it to work. You'll have to follow the link above to imageshack.
I opened a jug of apple juice a while back and something must've gotten into it. Last night at ten it sounded like my shotgun went of in the closet. After verifying the absence of gunshot wounds I found this in the closet floor.
I would've gotten some pictures of the rest of the mess, but I was too tired to do anything but clean up the mess and wash my sticky feet before crawling back in bed.