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Old 03-22-2007, 01:23 PM   #1
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Fart?

SWMBO and I were discussing this last night. She had some kidney bean salad the other day and was horrified that she had farted "maybe 10 times" yesterday. I lap that number by 8:00am, and mine are good, long, loud and stinky ones. Her were little puffs that I couldn't hear or smell.
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:26 PM   #2
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IIRC 15-17 is the average for humans but if I have any milk products watch out

btw . . . http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/FartBooks.htm
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:33 PM   #3
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Dunno if I ever stop farting.

 
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:39 PM   #4
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I hardly ever do. I remember after some abdominal surgery, they asked me if I "had passed gas yet". That lets everyone know things are returning to normal. I was like, um, no, but I rarely do. I don't burp, either, unless I drink a coke quickly and I only drink a coke a couple of times a year.

My son and daughter, however, are fart machines. They take after their father......
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:51 PM   #5
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45-50 maybe 1000.

I dunno

 
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:18 PM   #6
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i am with seefresh - pretty much continually.
forget cattle - i am the biggest methane producer
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:48 PM   #7
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It depends on what I eat and drink, but 15-20 sounds about right for a normal day
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:49 PM   #8
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...surprisingly, not too often for myself; but when I do, "GET OUT!". The worst is when it happens in my office and someone walks in. I now actually keep a bottle of Polo cologne in my desk drawer. If something nasty comes out of my a$$, I just spray the cologne in the air. The bad part is, the cologne is so strong that people throughout the building can smell it. My colleagues already know that when they smell the cologne, I let one rip.
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:51 PM   #9
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A few times at either end of the day, I s'pose.
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Old 03-22-2007, 03:00 PM   #10
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I had mass quantities of cooked cabbage last night (luv the stuff). I'm gonna need a golf swing counter to see about today. I'd probably say 10-15 on a normal day. I'm a huge trumpeter in the morning though which is the equivalent to probably 5 for the normal human.

 
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