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Old 06-08-2011, 09:31 PM   #1
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Had another idiot today complaining her Hot Tub wasn't working. I get out to their house and I almost called her an idiot to her face. The power was out to her block. You can't fix stupid.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:43 PM   #2
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Lol.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:45 PM   #3
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I thought this was gonna be a disaster thread like a certain thread from 2 months ago or so. Thanks for the lols.
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:27 PM   #4
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Hold on... A HOT TUB... in SUMMER.... in FLORDIA??

Damn, Sam, we had the AC on last night!

 
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:37 PM   #5
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Hold on... A HOT TUB... in SUMMER.... in FLORDIA??

Damn, Sam, we had the AC on last night!
I know, the pools themselves are already almost too warm.
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:50 AM   #6
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Customer service is always a joy.
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:53 AM   #7
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There's only one rule I've followed that gets me through every customer service job I've worked. The customer is always stupid. It's always nice when you can give away free stuff to make them shut up.

 
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