I use beersmith and tried qbrew out of curiosity and the numbers don't match. I don't care much about the numbers but trust beersmith more. There are some very excellent spreadsheets. Do a search for spreadsheets on this forum, there is a thread that has a bunch listed.
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!