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Old 05-05-2011, 11:00 PM   #1
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Yesterday was the first time I have brewed in some years and I forgot how wonderful hops smell. As I'm splitting them up for different time additions, she walks by and says "EEEEWWWW, what's that smell! And a few from today, "Why didn't you just leave your beer in the Igloo cooler to ferment" and last but not least " Maybe we should start saving the big cat litter jugs so you can put your beer in them". Anybody else get these words of wisdom?

 
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:08 PM   #2
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haha those are some pretty good quotes. My SWMBO doesnt say anything in fear of me laughing at her.
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:10 PM   #3
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"Why does the whole house smell like a stinky fart?"

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"Because my beer is fermenting in the basement!"

 
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:13 PM   #4
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After I got done brewing a stout. "are you making brownies back there?"
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:29 PM   #5
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"You should put more alcohol in it."

"At least it exploded in your room..."

"Are you done with these bottles?"

"I don't care how much it costs, so long as it doesn't take up anymore space."

"5 gallons?! Are you going to give it away to your friends?!" <--on cider day
"Did you ask your friends if they want any?!" <--cider fermenting
"Did any of them want it? I don't think you can drink all of that." <--kegging day
"We can make them some cider later, this one is for us." <--on tap
"Something is wrong with your thing...only foam comes out." <--shortly after

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Old 05-05-2011, 11:31 PM   #6
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Quote:
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"You should put more alcohol in it."

"At least it exploded in your room..."

"Are you done with these bottles?"

"I don't care how much it costs, so long as it doesn't take up anymore space."

"5 gallons?! Are you going to give it away to your friends?!" <--on cider day
"Did you ask your friends if they want any?!" <--cider fermenting
"Did any of them want it? I don't think you can drink all of that." <--kegging day
"We can make them some cider later, this one is for us." <--on tap
"Something is wrong with your thing...only foam comes out." <--shortly after
Awesome... Sounds like you have converted her to the darkside!
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:34 PM   #7
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You should have titled this "That's what she said."
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:39 PM   #8
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My favorite:

After hitting the kegerator pretty hard for about an hour or two: "I'm kind of toasted. But I looked at my watch at it's only 6:30. I can't stop drinking yet!"

Two hours later: "I'm trashed! Why didn't you stop me?!?!"

30 minutes after that: "Zzzzzzzzzzzz."
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:45 PM   #9
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Quote:
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"Something is wrong with your thing...only foam comes out." <--shortly after
Taken out of context, this statement could have a whole different meaning. Yes, I have a dirty mind.

 
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:19 AM   #10
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Things the wife will say
Brew Day... (1)I love the smell of barley (2) I really don't like the taste of fresh wort but I'll try a sip.
Keg day... Honest opinion of sample
Carbonation complete day... Honest opionion

 
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